All I Need In A Relationship Is

"helena Bonham Carter And Jeff Bridges Waved At Me. And, Of Course, It Would Be Absurd If They Were Waving At Me, So I Just Stared At Them. I Stared At Both Of Them. And They Were Like, 'alright, Fine.'

I'm Always Terrified Before Every Movie Because I Haven't Found Her [the Character], And I Don't Get It. [without Acting, I'd Have] Become A Nurse.

You Don't Go Your Whole Life Without Laughing. It's Just Life.

If You Are Going To Do Something That You Have To Lie About, Don't Do It, It's Very Simple.

I Mean, If We're Regulating Cigarettes And Sex And Cuss Words, Because Of The Effect They Have On Our Younger Generation, Why Aren't We Regulating Things Like Calling People Fat?