All Great Truths Begin As Blasphemies.

The Natural Term Of The Affection Of The Human Animal For Its Offspring Is Six Years.

In The Arts Of Peace Man Is A Bungler.

If You Can’t Appreciate What You’ve Got, You’d Better Get What You Can Appreciate.

Make It Compulsory For A Doctor Using A Brass Plate To Have Inscribed On It, In Addition To The Letters Indicating His Qualifications, The Words 'remember That I Too Am Mortal'.

The Only Person Who Acts Sensibly Is My Tailor. He Takes My Measure Anew Every Time He Sees Me. Everyone Else Goes By Their Old Measurements.