All Autobiographies Are Lies. I Do Not

The Only Way In Which A Nation Can Make Itself Wealthy And Prosperous Is By Good Housekeeping: That Is, By Providing For Its Wants In The Order Of Their Importance, And Allowing No Money To Be Wasted On Whims And Luxuries Until Necessities Have Been Thoroughly Served.

All Sorts Of Bodily Diseases Are Produced By Half-used Minds.

What I Say Today Everybody Will Say Tomorrow, Though They Will Not Remember Who Put It Into Their Heads. Indeed They Will Be Right For I Never Remember Who Puts Things Into My Head : It Is The Zeitgeist.

Audacious Ribald: Your Laughter Will Finish In Hideous Boredom Before Morning.

Assassination Is The Extreme Form Of Censorship.