Alimony - The Ransom That The Happy

I Write In Order To Attain That Feeling Of Tension Relieved And Function Achieved Which A Cow Enjoys On Giving Milk.

Love Is Like War: Easy To Begin But Very Hard To Stop.

I'm Thoroughly Convinced That Editors Don't Help Authors.

There's Really No Point To Voting. If It Made Any Difference, It Would Probably Be Illegal.

Only A Jackass Ever Talks Over His Affairs With A Woman, Whether She Be His Sweetheart, Wife, Or Sister, Or Mother.