Alec Baldwin Is So Funny.

Abe Lincoln Is My Favorite President Of All Time - And He Pulls Off That Top Hat Pretty Well.

It's So Hard To Express Yourself, Because Swimmers Are Pretty Much Paying Attention To A Black Line For Hours Out Of A Day.

I've Always Been Honest With All My Kids. So I - If They Did Well, They Did Well. And If They Didn't, Actually, I Asked, Did You Try Your Best? And If They Tried Their Best, Then, You Know, I Back Out Because I Expect Them To Be Honest With Me Or With Themselves. And I Can't Make You Go Out There And Work Out Hard.

I Was A Little Troublemaker. Always Trying To Get In Trouble, Always Mischief, Like Throwing Rocks At Cars When I Was Younger, All That Kind Of Stuff.

For Me, Being Ryan Lochte Is Fun.