Alcohol Causes Conflicts, Firearms Resolve Conflicts.

I'm Pretty Sure No One's Reading Action Scripts Saying, 'this Has Got To Be Ed Helms.'

I Wish There Was A Way To Know You Were In The Good Old Days Before You Actually Left Them.

You Are Literally Too Stupid To Insult.

I Worked As An Assistant Editor, Actually, For A Few Years. That Was Right When I Was Just Starting To Get Out At Night And Do A Lot Of Stand-up, Improv, And Sketch Work In New York. It Really Is Invaluable. I Think It Pounded Into Me An Awareness Of What An Editor Wants And Needs, In Terms Of Clarity Of A Moment, Where And When To Start And Stop A Line.

I'm Kind Of Embarrassed By How Quickly I Adjusted To L.a. I Really Love It. It's So Pleasant.