Alcohol Causes Conflicts, Firearms Resolve Conflicts.

Todd [phillips] Doesn't Care. That's Part Of His Genius As A Director, He Will Say Anything To Anybody.

As An Editor, You're Constantly Dealing With The Best Way To Convey An Exchange Between Two People. So When I'm Shooting, I'm Just Aware In The Back Of My Head What An Editor Might Want.

I'm Sort Of Laughing And So Zach [ Galifianakis] Started Laughing [on The Set Of The Hangover]. And Todd [phillips] Was Baffled Because What We Were Saying Wasn't That Funny, You Know What I Mean? And It Was Like All The Baby's Face. So Todd Was Like, 'what Is Going On? Get It Together Guys.'

April Is Tax Month. If You Are Having Trouble Filing Your Taxes, Then You Should Hire An Accountant. They'll Give You The Same Advice That They've Given Hundreds Of Corporations - Taxes Are For Douche Bags.

When We Were Not Shooting [the Hangover] We Were Sleeping, So Pretty Much Every Waking Moment We Spent Together. And, You Know, Bradley [cooper], Zach [galifianakis] And I Were Acquaintances Before The Movie Started But We Became Good Friends Very Quickly And Spent So Much Time Together That It Was Just Inevitable We Were Either Going To Really Hate Each Other Or Really Like Each Other. Thank God It Turned Out To Be The Latter.