Ahhh, Wade. Wade, You're Just So Stupid.

I Think We All Have Experiences When We Were Young Where We Either Had An Interaction With Someone We Admired Or You Know, Had A Vision Of How They Were And Found Out That They Weren't Necessarily That And That It Tends To Be A Big Let Down Sometimes.

This Is Everything To Me. If I Don't Have This, I Don't Know What Else I'll Be Doing. I Personally Have Found Where I Belong. You Can Cut Back To Photos Of Me Holding, Uh, Paper Championships. That Was Truly My Dream. This Is What I Was Born To Do. As Far As Walking Away From All This To Do Something Else, I Don't..i Just Don't...i Don't See The Rationality.

My Advice To Young People In The Wrestling Business Would Be To Repeat Such Questions To Yourself As: "how Am I Standing Out? How Am I Getting Recognized? How Am I Getting Over?" And If You Don't Have Definitive Answers For Doing Those Things, You Are Doing It Wrong. It Is, Essentially, On Them. There Is No Right Way To Do It, And That's One Of The Great Things About This Business Because You Can Be Creative. People Who Say They Have It Figured Out Are Wrong.

Yes I Have A Belt. I Wear Big Pants Because My Ass Is Huge. So I Can't Go To A Store By Off The Rack A Size That Is Appropriate For My Waist Because They Don't Fit My Ass!

I Remember Back To My Days As A Teenager. When You Get Your Feelings Hurt, You Feel That Moment Of Embarrassment. You Think: "no One Wants To Talk To Me Ever Again. It's All Over." I Reassure People That's Totally Not The Case. These Bullies Are Just Hateful People Doing Hateful Things. Sometimes, It's A Lesson In Tough Love, But You Keep Positive, Smile In The Face Of Hateful Adversity And Move On. It Makes You A Stronger Person.