Ahhh, Wade. Wade, You're Just So Stupid.

Lightning Will Shoot From My Ass!!!

Just Received Western Union Tellagram Via Carrier Pigieon From Mexican Cousin Juan, Apparently He Just Got Hired By Wwe...and Would Like Me To Watch His First Match Tonight In Salisbury Md, I'll Be There.

You Can Run I Will Chase You. You Can Hide I Will Find You. We're Gonna Fight And I'm Gonna Hurt You.

Live Fast, Fight Hard, No Regrets!

You Want Some? Come Get Some!