Ahhh, Wade. Wade, You're Just So Stupid.

I Think Everybody You Know, We All Have A Sense Of Humor And I'm Not One To Take Myself Too Seriously.

Ladies And Gentlemen, King Of The Stupid Question: Todd Grisham!

I Take Pride In The Fact That A Lot Of Little Kids Dig What I Do.

Son Of A Mustard Sandwich, That Ends Tonight!

I Never Back Down And I Never Quit!