Ah, If I Were Dictator I'd Have

It's Just That I See Love As Odd As Wearing Shoes-- I Never Wanted To Marry A Girl Who Was Like My Mother And Ingrid Bergman Was Always Impossible

If You Have A Choice Of Two Things And Can't Decide, Take Both.

My Father Took Me Back Home, Back To Greenwich Village, And He Thought By Taking Me Out Of The Orphanage He'd Be Out Of The World War Too. But No Way - They Got Him Anyway. He Went In The Navy And Then I Lived On The Streets.

A Fat Reichian Wife Screeching Over Potatoes Get A Job! And Five Nose Running Brats In Love With Batman

I Feel I Want To Be Wise With White Hair In A Tall Library In A Deep Chair By A Fireplace.