Age Is Whatever You Think It Is.

When A Chivalrous Man Makes An Oath, He Is Faithful To It, And When He Attains Power, He Spares His Enemy.

Before I Became A Muslim, I Ate Pork And Chased Women--but All That Stuff Stopped.

I'm The Most Recognized And Loved Man That Ever Lived Cuz There Weren't No Satellites When Jesus And Moses Were Around, So People Far Away In The Villages Didn't Know About Them.

We Have One Life / It Soon Will Be Past / What We Do For God / Is All That Will Last.

I'm So Fast That Last Night I Turned Off The Light Switch In My Hotel Room And Was In Bed Before The Room Was Dark.