After Seeing 'big,' I Wanted An Elevator

I Hope People Don't Think I'm Crazy, Because I'm Not.

After Seeing 'big,' I Wanted An Elevator That Opened Directly Into My Apartment, Just Like Tom Hanks Did.

I Dont Mind If Somebody Comes Up To Me And Shakes My Hand, But If Im In The Middle Of A Restaurant And Somebody Asks Me For A Picture, I Can Be A Jerk And Say No, Or I Can Say Yes And Draw More Attention To Myself, Which Is Exactly The Opposite Of What I Want.

Because Of What I Did When I Was 10 Years Old, I'm Not Living From Paycheck To Paycheck, And I Can Do Things Because I Want To Do Them.

The Funny Thing Is, I'm Not Really A Big Reader, Not A Big Fan Of Books In The First Place.