After My Spectacular Failures, I Could Not

The Rich Are Happier Than We Are, And Should Be.

Bad Faith Makes The Most Of Every Ambiguity.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

I Dream Of Summing Everything Up In The Greatest Sentence Ever Written.

A Fastidious Taste Is Best Indoors, Away From Nature And The City.