Affliction, N. An Acclimatizing Process Preparing The

Future. That Period Of Time In Which Our Affairs Prosper, Our Friends Are True And Our Happiness Is Assured.

Vituperation, N. Saite, As Understood By Dunces And All Such As Suffer From An Impediment In Their Wit.

Hash, X. There Is No Definition For This Word - Nobody Knows What Hash Is. Famous, Adj. Conspicuously Miserable. Dictionary, N. A Malevolent Literary Device For Cramping The Growth Of A Language And Making It Hard And Inelastic. This Dictionary, However, Is A Most Useful Work.

Distance, N. The Only Thing That The Rich Are Willing For The Poor To Call Theirs And Keep.

Affliction, N. An Acclimatizing Process Preparing The Soul For Another And Bitter World.