Affection Is An Overpowering Craving To Be

There Is One Thing More Exasperating Than A Wife Who Can Cook And Won't, And That's A Wife Who Can't Cook And Will.

The Nearest Friends Can Go With Anyone To Death, Comes So Far Short They Might As Well Not Try To Go At All.

The Ear Is The Only True Writer And The Only True Reader.

By Working Faithfully Eight Hours A Day You May Eventually Get To Be Boss And Work Twelve Hours A Day.

Tolerance Is The Uncomfortable Feeling That In The End The Other Could Be Right.