Advice, The Smallest Current Coin.

Perseverance - A Lowly Virtue Whereby Mediocrity Achieves An Inglorious Success.

Magic: (n) The Art Of Converting Superstition Into Coin.

Guillotine, N. A Machine Which Makes A Frenchman Shrug His Shoulders With Good Reason.

Kilt, N. A Costume Sometimes Worn By Scotchmen In America And Americans In Scotland.

Hope Is Desire And Expectation Rolled Into One.