Advanced Life-forms, My Seweet Patootie. Jerks. Both

Who, Last Time I'd Checked, Was Still On Our Official Archenemy List. (yes, We Have To Keep A List. It's Kind Of Sad.)

I Don't Know About The Rest Of You Who Have Little Voices, But Something About Mine Made Me Feel Completely Compelled To Listen To It.

Congratulations. The Fact That You're Reading This Means You've Taken One Giant Step Closer To Surviving Until Your Next Birthday.

Never Underestimate The Power Of Funny, It Moves Mountains.

Yeah, Well, Asparagus Is Good For Me, But It Still Makes Me Want To Throw Up.