Adolescence Is A Plague On The Senses.

Trayvon Martin Did Not Need To Die.

I Think Of The Thrill Of An Intelligent Woman Talking Just To Me.

To This Day, My Haircut Is The Number Two Clippers, Which I Apply To Myself Every Month.

Rock Is Ironic In That, Up To A Certain Point, You Can Get Better And Better At It If You Don't Mind Possibly Looking More And More Ridiculous.

A Text Conversation Is A Short Exchange Of Often Grossly Truncated Language That Corresponds To A Thought Made All The More Shallow By The Process.