Adolescence: A Stage Between Infancy And Adultery.

Consul - In American Politics, A Person Who Having Failed To Secure An Office From The People Is Given One By The Administration On Condition That He Leave The Country.

Pie, N. An Advance Agent Of The Reaper Whose Name Is Indigestion.

Nominee. A Modest Gentleman Shrinking From The Distinction Of Private Life And Diligently Seeking The Honorable Obscurity Of Public Office.

Beauty, N: The Power By Which A Woman Charms A Lover And Terrifies A Husband.

Pandemonium, N. Literally, The Place Of All The Demons. Most Of Them Have Escaped Into Politics And Finance, And The Place Is Now Used As A Lecture Hall By The Audible Reformer.