Add Anchovies To Almost Anything, In Moderation,

The Capacity For Friendship Is God's Way Of Apologizing For Our Families.

The Only Thing Worse For Smoking Than Drinking Is Quitting Drinking. Because Then It's The Only Thing You Can Do.

I Realized That I Might Not Ever Make It As A Writer, That It Might Be Because I Wasn't Good Enough, Or That It Might Be Because The Odds Were Just Too Long.

It's The Cynics Who Never Get Married.

Eat, Drink And Remarry Is My Motto.