Adam Didn't Approve Of Wal-mart.

Any Idiot Can Put Up A Website.

You'd Tell The World What Your Best Friend Wore To Sleep If You Thought It Made A Good Enough Story.

After I Shut The Door Behind Me, I Heard Darryl Say "of Course Eating Him Would Work Too.

Time Was Such An Odd Thing. One Moment You Could Talk To Someone, Then Suddenly, They Were Gone.

The Devout Belief That The World Is Explainable Is Both A Terrible Vulnerability And A Stout Shield.