Acting Is Everybody's Favorite Second Job.

I Learned A Long Time Ago In Hollywood That The Only Person I Should Vote For Is Myself.

If I Were An Arab-american, I Would Insist On Being Profiled. This Is Not The Time For Civil Rights. There Are Larger Issues For Americans.

It's Difficult For People Sometimes To Recognise When They're Happy. People Sometimes Seem To Me To Be Afraid To Be Happy.

I Have Given A Name To My Pain, And It Is Batman.

Decent People Shouldn't Live Here. They'd Be Happier Some Place Else.