Absurdities Die Of Self-strangulation.

Wishes, Like Castles In The Air, Are Inexpensive And Not Taxable.

An Uncontrolled Imagination May Become As Surely Intoxicated By Overindulgence As A Toper May Do Bodily With Strong Drink.

Fact Is Stranger Than Fiction.

One Of The Old Philosophers Says That It Is The Part Of Wisdom To Sometimes Seem A Fool; But In Our Day There Are Too Many Ready-made Ones To Render This A Desirable Policy.

Every Man's Religion Is His Own, And Nobody Else's Business.