A Writer Once Asked What I'd Say

I'm A Huge Fan Of The Bay Area So I Always Love Coming To San Francisco.

But You Know What? When I Die, Everybody Is Invited To Come Take A Selfie At My Funeral. Except For My Enemies. They're Not Invited To The Funeral, Period.

Musicals Don't Get Enough Credit For Being So Surreal. It's Like An Alternate Universe.

As An Artist You Have The Luxury Of Maybe Presenting An Issue In A Certain Way, As Opposed To Actually Solving It.

A Writer Once Asked What I'd Say If I Ever Met My Biggest Hater. I Paused, Thought Deeply And Said, "probably 'suk A Dog Dik, Motherfuker.'"