A Writer Once Asked What I'd Say

A Writer Once Asked What I'd Say If I Ever Met My Biggest Hater. I Paused, Thought Deeply And Said, "probably 'suk A Dog Dik, Motherfuker.'"

I Go To Great Pains To Find The Best Yogurt And Granola.

It's Really Hard To Even Talk About The Internet Without Seeming Instantly Corny.

I Think That Anybody Who's Anti-selfie Is Really Just A Hater. Because, Truthfully, Why Shouldn't People Take Pictures Of Themselves? When I'm On Instagram And I See That Somebody Took A Picture Of Themselves, I'm Like, 'thank You.' I Don't Need To See A Picture Of The Sky, The Trees, Plants. There's Only One You.

Making Every Record Is A Process Full Of Tough Times.