A Writer Is Someone Who Can Make

Satire That The Censor Understands Is Rightly Censored.

A Good Writer Does Not Receive Anywhere Near The Number Of Poison-pen Letters That Is Commonly Assumed. Among A Hundred Jackassesthere Are Not Ten Who Will Admit To Being Jackasses, And At Most One Who Will Put It In Writing.

When I Want To Go To Sleep, I Must First Get A Whole Menagerie Of Voices To Shut Up. You Wouldn't Believe What A Racket They Make In My Room.

To Have No Ideas And Being Able To Express Them Is The Essence Of Journalism.

A Great Deal Of Learning Can Be Packed Into An Empty Head.