A World Without Hope, But No Despair

The Englishman, Be It Noted, Seldom Resorts To Violence; When He Is Sufficiently Goaded He Simply Opens Up, Like The Oyster, And Devours His Adversary.

There's Nothing Wrong With The World. What's Wrong Is Our Way Of Looking At It.

Surely Every One Realizes, At Some Point Along The Way, That He Is Capable Of Living A Far Better Life Than The One He Has Chosen.

What Holds The World Together, As I Have Learned From Bitter Experience, Is Sexual Intercourse.

You Can Travel Fifty Thousand Miles In America Without Once Tasting A Piece Of Good Bread.