A Whole Roomful Of Jews Is Like

Any Man Who Can Look Handsome In A Dirty Baseball Suit Is An Adonis. There Is Something About The Baggy Pants, And The Micawber-shaped Collar, And The Skull-fitting Cap, And The Foot Or So Of Tan, Or Blue, Or Pink Undershirt Sleeve Sticking Out At The Arms, That Just Naturally Kills A Man's Best Points.

Perhaps Too Much Of Everything Is As Bad As Too Little.

Writers Should Be Read But Not Seen. Rarely Are They A Winsome Sight.

Celebratin' New Year's Eve Is Like Eatin' Oranges. You Got To Let Go Your Dignity T' Really Enjoy 'em.

The Writer Is A Writer Because He Cannot Help It. It Is A Compulsion.