A War Was Coming Either Way. Now

Why Did Everyone Think I Needed A New Boyfriend? I Didn't Need A New Boyfriend. I'd Had Enough Of Boyfriends To Last A Lifetime. The Only Thing A Boyfriend Was Good For Was A Shattered Heart.

I Had To Lull Mom And Hank Into Believing I Was In The Right Frame Of Mind To Be Taken Into Public. If I Exited My Bedroom Foaming At The Mouth And Dressed In Black Love Sucks Tee, My Plan Would Never Get Off The Ground.

I Needed Him Like I'd Never Needed Anyone.

A Girl Could Lather Up In Soap Like That.

I'm Not The Distraction In The Room.' 'oh? And What Might Be?' -nora & Patch (pg 242)