A Tough Lesson In Life That One

Foreign News Is Considered An Expletive. Thoughtfully Written Analysis Is Out, 'live Pops' Are In. 'action Jackson' Is The Cry. Hire Lookers, Not Writers. Do Powder Puff, Not Probing Interviews. Stay Away From Controversial Subjects. Kiss Ass, Move With The Mass, And For Heaven And Rating's Sake, Don't Make Anybody Mad- - Certainly Not Anybody You're Covering, And Especially Not The Mayor, The Governor, The Senator, The President Or The Vice-president Or Anybody In A Position Of Power. Make Nice, Not News.

Journalism Is Less Addictive Than Communism.

As Long As I Have My Health, I Want To Be Reporting Somewhere.

It's The American Way: If You Don't Vote, You Don't Get To Whine.

Are The Democrats Going To Dance The Mandate Macarena?