A Thick Hide Is A Gift From

The Good Lord Hasn't Done This Well: He Placed Limits On Everything, Except On Stupidity.

In View Of The Fact That God Limited The Intelligence Of Man, It Seems Unfair That He Did Not Also Limit His Stupidity.

Kennedy Cooked The Soup That Johnson Had To Eat.

All Human Organs Eventually Tire, Only The Tongue Doesn't.

Only The Stupidest Calves Choose Their Own Butcher.