A Tale Without Love Is Like Beef

Never Lend Books, For No One Ever Returns Them

A Dictionary Is Merely The Universe Arranged In Alphabetical Order.

The Whole Art Of Teaching Is Only The Art Of Awakening The Natural Curiosity Of Young Minds For The Purpose Of Satisfying It Afterwards.

Nothing Spoils A Confession Like Repentance.

Of All The Sexual Aberrations, Chastity Is The Strangest.