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You Know, I Feel Like People In This Country Who Feel Really Strongly About A Man And A Woman Being The Only -- The Sole Sort Of Gatekeeper Of Marriage Should Also Support People Staying Together. I Mean, A Lot Of Heterosexual Couples Don't Stay Together, And I Think That's As Upsetting As Two People Who Are Really Committed And Loving And Have Been Monogamous For Many Years Wanting To ... Be Married And Have -- Share Some Of The Same Rights That This Country Is So Uniquely Qualified To Give People.

Someone Once Told Me That Children Are Like Heroin. You Always Want More. Yet First-borns Are Special Because You'll Never Have Your First Child Again.

I'm Thinking Balls Are To Men, What Purses Are To Women. It's Just A Little Bag But We'd Feel Naked In Public Without It.

Read The Editorial Page Of Your Local Paper. It Introduces You To Opinion And Can Be Terrifically Provocative And Perhaps A Great Motivating Force For You To Get Involved In Your Community, Regardless Of Your Political Ideology.

It's A Tricky Time Because People Are Going After The Wrong People, Too. There's A Misplaced Rage And Aggression, That As A Person In A Public Position You Almost Feel Like You Have To Be Perfect Now When You Express Yourself. It Feels Almost Unfortunate.