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Often I'll Go To The Market, And Women Will Say To Me: "let Me See Your Shoes." And Then I Show Them I'm Wearing Flip-flops.

And If You Are A Parent, Introduce Your Children To Their Neighborhood Library. It Will Give Them A Real Sense Of Independence To Have Their Own Library Card And Enjoy Borrowing Books.

I'm Thinking Balls Are To Men, What Purses Are To Women. It's Just A Little Bag But We'd Feel Naked In Public Without It.

The Firsts Go Away - First Love, First Kiss, First Baby. You Have To Create New Ones.

I Never Wanted To Be A Celebrity; I Never Wanted To Be Famous. And In My Daily Life, I Work Really Hard To Not Trade On It In Any Way. I Am So Desperately Worried About Anybody Saying, "she Cut In Line," Or "she Took Our Table," Or "she Doesn't Do Her Own Grocery Shopping." It's Not Like It's Hard To Be Decent And Respectful And Well Behaved. I Do Wait In Line, And I Do Take The Subway, And I Do My Own Grocery Shopping, And I Do Take The Kids To School. But It Almost Doesn't Matter To A Certain Segment Of The Populace.