A Song Can't Be Completely Serious If

Often People Poopoo Melody As If It's A Cheap Trick To Make People Like Things, But In My Experience It's The Hardest Part Of The Tune, To Find Something That Doesn't Immediately Remind You Of Something That's Happened Before.

Part Of Why I Started A Band Was Due To Feelings Of Shyness And Social Ineptitude. I Saw It As Some Way Of Being Able To Interact With People From A Safe Distance.

Don't Think That The Things Around You Don't Count, Because They Do.

It's Weird: The Leader Of The Conservative Party In England Is Two Years Younger Than Me, And I Still Don't Really Feel Like A Responsible Adult.

I Got A Pair Of Red, Synthetic Satin Women's Pants Through The Post The Other Day With A Phone Number On. That Was Quite Strange. I Haven't Tried The Phone Number. In Times Of Stress I May.