A Song Can't Be Completely Serious If

I'd Been Thinking I'd Have To Learn How To Play Really Well, But Obviously The Message Of Punk Was That You Just Learn Three Chords In A Week And You're Away.

The Main Thing I Don't Like About Myself Is An Absurd Level Of Self-consciousness That Makes Any Sort Of Social Encounter An Ordeal For Me.

You Try And Imagine What It Must Have Been Like To First See Something Moving On A Screen. It Must Have Blown Your Mind, Because Up To Then Life Went By And There Was No Way To Capture It. You Could Only Get One Instant And You Didn't Get The Movement. So It's Like Having A Bit Of Control Over Time Really, Because It's Happening In Real Time Or What Seems To Be Real Time, And Then You Can Play It Backwards And You Can Watch Things Again And Again.

I Got A Pair Of Red, Synthetic Satin Women's Pants Through The Post The Other Day With A Phone Number On. That Was Quite Strange. I Haven't Tried The Phone Number. In Times Of Stress I May.

I Guess I'm Fairly Insistent And Maybe Consistent. If I Decide I'll Do Something, I Generally Will.