A Snob Is Unreliable. The Work He

War Is, At First, The Hope That One Will Be Better Off; Next, The Expectation That The Other Fellow Will Be Worse Off; Then, The Satisfaction That He Isn't Any Better Off; And, Finally, The Surprise At Everyone's Being Worse Off.

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In Case Of Doubt, Decide In Favor Of What Is Correct.

It Is Better Not To Express What One Means Than To Express What One Does Not Mean.