A Sequel Is An Admission That You've

Between The Years Of Ninety-two And A Hundred And Two, However, We Shall Be The Ribald, Useless, Drunken, Outcast Person We Have Always Wished To Be. We Shall Have A Long White Beard And Long White Hair; We Shall Not Walk At All, But Recline In A Wheel Chair And Bellow For Alcoholic Beverages; In The Winter We Shall Sit Before The Fire With Our Feet In A Bucket Of Hot Water, A Decanter Of Corn Whiskey Near At Hand, And Write Ribald Songs Against Organized Society... We Look Forward To A Disreputable, Vigorous, Unhonoured, And Disorderly Old Age.

Life Is One Damned Kitten After Another." Mehitabel The Alley Cat

It Is A Cheering Thought To Think That God Is On The Side Of The Best Digestion.

The Chief Obstacle To The Progress Of The Human Race Is The Human Race.

Fishing Is A Delusion Entirely Surrounded By Liars In Old Clothes.