A Self Made Man Is A Rarity

There Is A Cliche That Men Want Their Women To Be Ladies In Public And Hookers Behind Closed Doors. I Want My Woman To Be The Sharper Image Robot So That She Can Be Turned Off.

To Date Or Not To Date That Is The Question. It's Almost As Important As Shakespeare's To Be Or Not To Be Which Deals With Death.

I Love Going To The Factories Of La Plata, Or Little Havana And Seeing Them Roll Cigars. I Get Excited. To Me It Is More Beautiful Than A Topless Club

Love Is A Deception And A Trap. Love Is As Big A Myth That God Sits With His Flowing White Beard In A Throne And Looks At Us.

Our Photographs Are Filthier And Our Stories Are More Disgusting. We Make No Effort To Be Artistic.