A Self Made Man Is A Rarity

When Every Piece Of Furniture And Your Underwear Are Taken By The Bank, When You Lose Your House In Florida, In New York, In Amsterdam And L.a., When Your Wife Is Dying And Your Son Abandons You, You Don't Feel Very Good.

I Keep Attacking The Villains, The Know-nothings, The People Who Want To Take Our Freedoms Away.

You Need Fighters Like Me To Battle, Because Frankly The New York Times And The Washington Post Are Not Going To Fight The Fights That I Do.

For Me Working On The Marriage And Not Making The Easy Choice Of Cheating Was Something That I Could Not Do.

Our Photographs Are Filthier And Our Stories Are More Disgusting. We Make No Effort To Be Artistic.