A Recluse Without Books And Ink Is

For My Part, I Wish All Guns With Their Belongings And Everything Could Be Sent To Hell, Which Is The Proper Place For Their Exhibition And Use.

Hope Is Nature's Veil For Hiding Truth's Nakedness.

Kant's Style Is So Heavy That After His Pure Reason, The Reader Longs For Unreasonableness.

Second To Agriculture, Humbug Is The Biggest Industry Of Our Age.

Alfred Nobel - Pitiable Half-creature, Should Have Been Stifled By Humane Doctor When He Made His Entry Yelling Into Life. Greatest Merits: Keeps His Nails Clean And Is Never A Burden To Anyone. Greatest Fault: Lacks Family, Cheerful Spirits, And Strong Stomach. Greatest And Only Petition: Not To Be Buried Alive. Greatest Sin: Does Not Worship Mammon. Important Events In His Life: None.