The Minute I Think I'm Getting Mellow,

The Players Fire The Coach, And As Long As I'm On The Same Wavelength With Them, I Can Coach As Long As I Want To.

I Recruited A Czech Kicker, And During The Eye Exam, When Asked To Read The Bottom Line, The Kicker Replied, Read It? I Know Him.

It Does Not Matter The Size Of The Man, Rather The Amount Of Effort The Man Is Willing To Put Forth

The Only Meaningful Statistic Is Number Of Games Won.

The Most Deceptive Course In Football Is Straight At The Goalposts.