A Push-and-go Wooden Duck On Wheels Can

Nanny Ogg Knew How To Start Spelling 'banana', But Didn't Know How You Stopped.

I Taught Myself More In The Library Than School Taught Me.

What Was The Point Of Education, He Thought, If People Went Out Afterward And Used It?

I Can't Stand Any Music That Requires Its Singers To Be So Dumb They Wear Their Baseball Caps Backwards.

She Was Beautiful, But She Was Beautiful In The Way A Forest Fire Was Beautiful: Something To Be Admired From A Distance, Not Up Close.