A Pun Is Not Bound By The

This Very Night I Am Going To Leave Off Tobacco! Surely There Must Be Some Other World In Which This Unconquerable Purpose Shall Be Realised.

Books Think For Me. I Can Read Anything Which I Call A Book.

I Toiled After It, Sir, As Some Men Toil After Virtue.

A Persian's Heaven Is Eas'ly Made: 't Is But Black Eyes And Lemonade.

From A Poor Man, Poor In Time, I Was Suddenly Lifted Up Into A Vast Revenue; I Could See No End Of My Possessions; I Wanted Some Steward, Or Judicious Bailiff, To Manage My Estates In Time For Me.