A Programming Language Is Low Level When

Optimization Hinders Evolution. Everything Should Be Built Top-down, Except The First Time. Simplicity Does Not Precede Complexity, But Follows It.

When A Professor Insists Computer Science Is X But Not Y, Have Compassion For His Graduate Students.

If You Have A Procedure With 10 Parameters, You Probably Missed Some.

In English Every Word Can Be Verbed.

If Your Computer Speaks English, It Was Probably Made In Japan.