A Pox On Both His Testicles! (esperetta)

Have You Ever Wanted Something That You Knew Was Bad For You? Something That You Ached For So Much You Could Think Of Nothing Else? [wren]

Should I Ask About The Handcuffs? (tate) Not Unless You Want To Live...otherwise If Anyone Asks, Tell Them I Died Of A Heart Attack During A Wild Sexcapade With Her. (kyrian)

I’ve Never Met Anyone Who Had A Monkey For A Friend Before. (maggie) I Don’t Know. I Think Those Two Guys You Were With Would Qualify As Primates, But Then, That’s An Insult To The Primate And I Don’t Want Marvin To Get Pissed At Me. He Has Higher Sensibilities, You Know? (wren)

Can You Believe Our Ash Is Getting Laid? Our Baby Is Growing Up. I'm So Proud!

The Family Consists Of Those Who Live Under The Same Roof With The Pater Familias ; Those Who Form (if I May Use The Expression) His Fire-side.