A Person Is Always Startled When He

A Pun Does Not Commonly Justify A Blow In Return. But If A Blow Were Given For Such Cause, And Death Ensued, The Jury Would Be Judges Both Of The Facts And Of The Pun, And Might, If The Latter Were Of An Aggravated Character, Return A Verdict Of Justifiable Homicide.

The Morning Cup Of Coffee Has An Exhilaration About It Which The Cheering Influence Of The Afternoon Or Evening Cup Of Tea Cannot Be Expected To Reproduce.

Love Is The Master Key That Opens The Gates Of Happiness.

Life As We Call It, Is Nothing But The Edge Of The Boundless Ocean Of Existence When It Comes Upon Soundings.

Don't Flatter Yourselves That Friendship Authorizes You To Say Disagreeable Things To Your Intimates. On The Contrary, The Nearer You Come Into Relation With A Person, The More Necessary Do Tact And Courtesy Become.