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The Greatest Monarch On The Proudest Throne Is Obliged To Sit Upon His Own Arse.

Spare When Young, And Spend When Old.

What One Relishes, Nourishes.

If You Would Persuade, You Must Appeal To Interest Rather Than Intellect.

Nothing's So Apt To Undermine Your Confidence In A Product As Knowing That The Commercial Selling It Has Been Approved By The Company That Makes It.