A Pas De Deux Is A Dialogue

As Long As My Ballets Are Danced, I Will Live.

When I Miss Class For One Day, I Know It. When I Miss Class For Two Days, My Teacher Knows It. When I Miss Class For Three Days, The Audience Knows It.

A Pas De Deux Is A Dialogue Of Love. How Can There Be Conversation If One Partner Is Dumb?

Of Course I Have A Personal Life.

The Only Critic Is A Full House.