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The Only Thing That Prisons Demonstrably Cure Is Heterosexuality.

My Purpose Is To Entertain Myself First And Other People Secondly.

In The Morning I'm Often Anti-semantic.

If The Cards Are Stacked Against You, Reshuffle The Deck.

Integrity Is Not A Conditional Word. It Doesn't Blow In The Wind Or Change With The Weather.