A Nod From A Lord Is A

Get What You Can, And What You Get Hold; 'tis The Stone That Will Turn All Your Lead Into Gold.

Wouldst Thou Enjoy A Long Life, A Healthy Body, And A Vigorous Mind, And Be Acquainted Also With The Wonderful Works Of God? Labour In The First Place To Bring Thy Appetite Into Subjection To Reason.

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.

Annual Giving Is The Custom Of Making A Gift-a-year To An Institution In Which One Has Faith.

Would Thou Confound Thy Enemy, Be Good Thyself.