A Movie Is Like A Person. Either

Jewish Introspection And Jewish Humor Is A Way Of Surviving . . . If You're Not Handsome And You're Not Athletic And You're Not Rich, There's Still One Last Hope With Girls, Which Is Being Funny.

Any Good Movie Is Filled With Secrets.

Yes. The Whole Point About Laughter Is It's Like Mercury: You Can't Catch It, You Can't Catch What Motivates It - That's Why It's Funny.

It's The Hardest Thing On Earth To Like Yourself, And Then When You Do, It's A Catastrophe. I Mean, The People I Know Who Like Themselves - I Don't Want To See Them!

No Doubt You Are As Alarmed As I By The Tragic Decline In America's Language Skills. If 10 People Read The Following Sentence: Two Tanker Trucks Has Just Overturned In Alaska, Spilling A Totel Of 10,000 Gallons Of Beer Onto A Highway. Two Would Find An Error In Subject-verb Agreement, Two Would Find An Error In Spelling, And Six Would Find A Sponge And Drive North.