A Man Will Give Up Almost Anything

The Americans Are So Much More Positive. They Are Much More In Love With Success. In Britain, They're A Fairly Envious Bunch, And They Love It If You Fail.

Your Mother Was A Hamster And You Father Smelled Of Elder Berries.

You Can Lead A Horse To Water But You Can't Make Him Enter Regional Distribution Codes In Data Field 97 To Facilitate Regression Analysis On The Back End.

Most Of The Bad Taste I've Been Accused Of Has Been Generic Bad Taste; It's Been Making Fun Of An Idea As Opposed To A Person.

High Creativity Is Responding To Situations Without Critical Thought.