A Man Will Give Up Almost Anything

The One Thing I Remember About Christmas Was That My Father Used To Take Me Out In A Boat About Ten Miles Offshore On Christmas Day, And I Used To Have To Swim Back. Extraordinary. It Was A Ritual. Mind You, That Wasn't The Hard Part. The Difficult Bit Was Getting Out Of The Sack.

It's Not The Despair, Laura. I Can Take The Despair. It's The Hope I Can't Stand.

The Writing Is The Most Important Bit, And Performing It Is Just Closing The Circle Because I'm Less Likely To Screw It Up Than Anyone Else.

A Wonderful Thing About True Laughter Is That It Just Destroys Any Kind Of System Of Dividing People.

Too Many People Confuse Being Serious With Being Solemn.