A Man Who Is Stingy With Saffron

It Seldom Pays To Be Rude. It Never Pays To Be Only Half-rude.

The Business Of Life Is To Enjoy Oneself; Everything Else Is A Mockery.

One Can Always Trust To Time. Insert A Wedge Of Time And Nearly Everything Straightens Itself Out.

Many A Man Who Thinks To Found A Home Discovers That He Has Merely Opened A Tavern For His Friends.

To Find A Friend One Must Close One Eye. To Keep Him...two.