A Man Can't Eat Anger For Breakfast

A Good Newspaper Is Never Nearly Good Enough But A Lousy Newspaper Is A Joy Forever.

Ha! Easy For Nuns To Talk About Giving Up Things. That's What They Do For A Living.

March Is The Month God Created To Show People Who Don't Drink What A Hangover Is Like.

When You're A Little Kid, Your Heart Is Open And Tender And A Harsh Word Can Go Straight In And Become Part Of Your Life.

There's No Mastery To Be Had. You Love The Attempt. You Don't Master A Story Any More Than You Master A River. You Feel Lucky To Canoe Down It.