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It Bothers Me When People, Say, You Know, Write For, You Know, A Web Publication And Get Paid Little Or Nothing Or, You Know, Expecting To, Like, Read The Best Newspapers In The World And Not Pay A Cent For It. Those Newspapers Need Money In Order To Operate.

I Learned That I Never Really Know The True Story Of My Guests' Lives, That I Have To Content Myself With Knowing That When I'm Interviewing Somebody, I'm Getting A Combination Of Fact And Truth And Self-mythology And Self-delusion And Selective Memory And Faulty Memory.

I Work In A Medium Where I Get To Be Totally Invisible And I Get Great Pleasure From That, Being A Pretty Self-conscious Person.

I Have To Match Wits With The Ads. Like, There's Pop-ups That, Like, Move Around And You Have To Chase Them Like It Was A Video Game Or Something. And Then There's Ads Where, Like, You Know, The X To, Like, Close The Ad Screen Is So Kind Of Small That You Can't Find It And You Have To Actually Go Looking For It. And So I Spend All My Energy - Instead Of, Like, Absorbing What The Advertiser Wants To Communicate To Me, I Spend My Energy Trying To Figure Out How To Defeat The Ad.

I Was In An Adolescent Psychology Class At Citadel When The Guy Said, If You Had A Mother Who Was Beaten, There's A Great Chance You'll Beat Your Wife. And If You Were Beaten As A Child, There's A Terrific Chance You're Going To Be A Child-beater.